Gravy and Rice
Parody of the song "18 and Life" by Skid Row.
Ricky was a young boy
Had taste buds made of stone
Lived in a bachelor suite
And ate all his meals alone
Just couldn’t find someone
Who loved the food he loved
They all wanted sushi
Sandwiches, pizza, or cheap pub grub
He had no interest
Ooh not for that trash
Yes he only liked one thing
Can’t believe you had to ask
Of course it’s...
Gravy and rice, you want it
Gravy and rice in a bowl
Your tummy's growlin’ and it’s
Gravy and rice in your soul
Gravy and rice, you want it
Gravy and rice in a bowl
Your tummy's rumblin’ and it’s
Gravy and rice to go...
That gravy in his heartbeat
His veins burned Uncle Ben’s
It kept his body moving
But it never made him friends
He didn’t like McDonald’s
Ricky’s the weird one
He always skipped dessert
Never wanted to have fun
Yum yum, in his tum
Always gravy and rice
You can’t think of other foods
When that combo tastes so nice
Of course it’s...
Gravy and rice, you want it
Gravy and rice in a bowl
Your tummy's growlin’ and it’s
Gravy and rice in your soul
Gravy and rice, you want it
Gravy and rice in a bowl
Your tummy's rumblin’ and it’s
Gravy and rice to go...
Ricky’s mamma told him he’d need veggies and fruit
So he left home when he was 12
It’s no wonder he’s such a strange dude...
Gravy and rice, you want it
Gravy and rice in a bowl
Your tummy's growlin’ and it’s
Gravy and rice in your soul
Gravy and rice, you want it
Gravy and rice in a bowl
Your tummy's rumblin’ and it’s
Gravy and rice to go...
Lyrics by Paul Little • Music by Skid Row (2017)
