Rice Rice Gravy

Parody of the Vanilla Ice song, "Ice Ice Baby".

Yo, Safeway & Sobey’s, let's kick it!

Rice Rice Gravy, Rice Rice Gravy

All right stop, put on that gravy
Uncle Ben’s is back with a brand new specialty
That taste, grabs a hold of me tightly
Flows through my body daily and nightly
Will it ever digest? Yo – I don’t know
Eat it all the time and you’ll grow
If you’ve got that other stuff, take it and just shove it
Check out Uncle Ben’s and you will love it

Bam – we’ve got flavours that boom
We’ve even got a gravy with a base of mushrooms
Deadly, with this dope new combo
Anything less than the best is just wrong, yo
Love it or leave it, your friends will say
We hit the bull’s eye, you’ll love the taste
Sure the name’s a problem, yo, we’ll solve it
Check out the rice while our lawyers resolve it

Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s...

Now that the flavour is jumping
With my tastebuds rockin’, and my arteries pumpin’
Quick to the point, 5 minutes, no fakin’
Gotta cook our rice with a pound of bacon
Burning it, so take it off the stove top
Pour on the gravy, hear the bacon pop
And the smell, it wafts through the kitchen
Add a fresh roll, now my meal is bitchin’

All this cooked in 12 point 0
Just wait for it to cool, no need to blow
My fam is on standby, waiting for their damn rice
Do you rush? No – I took my time
Kept on adding all the spices
Bust out a lemon and try to squeeze the juice in
Sprayed in my eyes, yo
So I just improvised with A1 Steak Sauce, adding flavonoids

Rice still hot, just about the right temperature
Goldilocks doesn’t want me to mention her
Jealous – ‘cause we nail it every time
All 3 bears think it tastes mighty fine
The dinnertime scene, you know what I mean
Can’t control themselves, chomping down like rice fiends
“Uncle” is a problem, yo, we’ll solve it
Check out the rice while our lawyers resolve it

Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s...

Take heed, ‘cause your mind, we’re gonna blow it
Ben is on the scene just in case you didn’t know it
Pudding, that’s right we’re going sweet
Any style you want, Cambodian or Greek
Cook our rice with some sugar and milk
It’ll taste like you’re sleeping on silk
Dinner AND dessert? It’s a hell of a concept
Just make it rice and you’ll want to rep

With us – you know Ben’s the best
Rice-a-Roni might have Frisco, but we own the rest
So good – food critics say, “damn”
It’s better than drugs, way cheaper by the gram
Any other brand is just a cheap imitation – there’s
No way Minute Rice gives you this sensation
Our name’s still racist, yo, we’ll solve it
Check out the rice while our lawyers resolve it

Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice Rice Gravy
Uncle Ben’s Rice...

Yo man – be a good kid! Make rice for your mother!

Rice Rice Gravy, So Bold
Rice Rice Gravy, So Bold, So Bold
Rice Rice Gravy, So Bold, So Bold
Rice Rice Gravy, So Bold, So Bold

Lyrics by P. Litty  •  Music by Vanilla Ice (2017)